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THIS IS MY FIRST TELEGRAM FROM THE BIG CITY STOP THAT OL SAWBUCK I HAD SAVED UP SURE CAME IN HANDY STOP SAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO BITS A WORD
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REGRET TO INFORM CPL HASEK DEAD STOP BRAVE SOLDIER FRIEND TO MANY STOP SUCCUMBED TO MYSTERY ILLNESS AFTER DOWNING THREE BOTTLES OF SLIVOVITZ
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@TweetsofOld RECALL NEWSPAPER EDITOR WE PAID TO BEAT UP PACIFISTS IN THE GREAT WAR STOP SEEMS CLUBS CIRCUS GAVE AS PARTING GIFT WERE BIG HIT
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@GenMcChrystal ZULU MOST BOTHERSOME STOP SOME EVEN LEARNED TO USE RIFLES STOP IT SOUNDS LIKE IT UPSETS THE ELEPHANTS
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SMALL ACCIDENT STOP FOREMAN SUFFERED BROKEN LEG STOP CAN'T FIND REST OF HIM
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@TweetsofOld TOLD YOU NOT TO MARRY THAT BEAR YOU OLD CODGER STOP YOUR EYES GET WORSE EVERY YEAR
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MA'S FINE STOP PA'S FINE STOP BROTHER'S FINE STOP SISTER'S FINE NIECES AND NEPHEWS FINE STOP WE'RE ALL BEING FINED BY THE CITY FOR SQUATTING
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@TweetsofOld FIND THE JOKER WHO TOOK OUT SAWBUCK ON LIGHTNING BOLT AND GIVE HIM HIS EARNINGS
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TRY PROF FLETCHER'S CONDENSED TALLOW AND AXLE GREASE FOR TODAY'S ACTIVE LIFESTYLE STOP DAUB ON WAGON WHEELS AT DAWN AND BREAD AT DUSK
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PHILOSOPHIZING TELEGRAPHICALLY ALWAYS DISCOURAGING STOP WITH EVERY SENTENCE WESTERN UNION BEGS YOU TO QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS
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ARRIVED AT CONEY ISLAND STOP SHIPMATES ALL SAY THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THE ELEPHANT STOP SAW IT FROM THE DECK AND IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT SPECIAL
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@TweetsofOld REFUND REQUESTED IMMEDIATELY STOP MONKEY CAN'T FETCH OR DEFEND PROPERTY STOP ANYWAY TASTED AWFUL
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