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there is something to be said about dykes, not sure where to start, but definitely something
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vagina and angina are too similar in sound, but very different in location... and when it comes to sex... location, location, location!
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least @tweeji isn't tweeting me #followfridays
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it puts things in perspective when you have to pluck the montly grey pubic hair.
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brushed my teeth today... yeah. im a grown up.
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its not ghetto if you buy a 40oz of Shiner Bock.
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i need a new tattoo... i need money for a new tattoo... fuck it. somebody give me a new tattoo.
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if i could, i would dry hump the genius who invented beer... dry hump until i needed ointment.
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some take for granted a nice drunken blur... they see it as a character flaw, as deplorable. i say, they don't know what they are missing.
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i'm in to mood for some "fun dip"
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it wont be like russia in the 30s... come to think of it america in the 30s was pretty shitty too.
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@hibeardy dude this is AMERICAN communism... they will all be like ford focuses which is much better than my shitty van.
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i cant wait for american communism to get here... i have a really shitty car
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@nvrtdspctrm not the milkshake i expected.
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the truth is like a rim job... everyone tinks they want it until they get it and only a few are appreciative.
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@nvrtdspctrm - the voice of experience
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happy mothers day... only slightly less pointless than fathers day... fathers day just means you have decent aim.
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that was a joke that backfired... dont follow that twat
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#followfriday @my_ass
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