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@gisher Careful now. Someone will set up a twitter account called @deadmichaeljackson and haunt you for that remark.
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Well @gisher This song was rejected for Gov Sanford's theme song. Too adult: http://bit.ly/KhYhJ
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BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN....what? We don't do that now? OH I see, new memo.... SAVE THE POOR LITTLE IRANIANS POTUS! FREE WILLY!
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@P0TUS Dead people know stuff. Nobody ever listens to them though.
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@P0TUS Boning a chicken isn't so bad if you grease them up real good.
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@TalyaGoldberg Hey, I could have croaked with my gonads tied up in a curtain cord. At least there was some dignity to my spray painting.
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@WillPao Stay well armed and keep lots of Ammo handy. I call it large caliber bliss. Good shooting to ya.
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Well @tracman2 that gun is so gorgeous I think I just wet my ashes.
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@EpiphanyJenee GUN SALES THEY BE UP BABAY! YES! MORE PARANOIA PLEASE, WE"LL ALL GET BLOATED RICH!!!!HOO HAH!
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@SanjanaSharma Just as bad as I did alive.
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@gisher One of these will fix that problem you have with renegade computers. http://bit.ly/x1CZg
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@wittywriter How glamourous is a death caused by slipping in the shower?
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RT @gisher: Next time, you can save poor little Timmy from the rising floodwaters. http://bit.ly/10pUgT Poor little TImmy.
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@gisher Nah you wouldn't need that much to wipe them out. This would do it: http://bit.ly/geYcp
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@laurenbernal Suicide? I was just um, cleaning my gun, and not following proper safety procedures.
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@Kate_Butler Why thank you. Creepy is the nicest thing you could call me.(wipes dry eye sockets)
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@laurenbernal Bios on me? if they were good, they were all lies.
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@kennethcamp Bot?Don't you know the difference betwen a dead guy and a bot? Besides it says your profile does not exist, so you are a ghost.
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@smrtmnky Moonlighting as a dead guy? Yes, i have always said it was dead around here. Iconic as it is ironic.
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