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@forkful Gainsbourg. Curzon Soho. 9. Me in leather hose.
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@EmmaElinor Don't give the title away!!
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Going to watch EAT, PRAY, LOVE as research tonight. If only I'd done this two weeks ago instead of the dreaded sharing group.
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RT @thebookseller Goethe's 1st novel in 199 years described as an antidote to EAT, PRAY, LOVE, already optioned for film w/ Paul Rudd.
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Got halfway through an opera tonight. Then self-combusted and landed in onion soup @EmmaElinor's door.
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Don't you hate it when men blow lukewarm and cold?
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Let's rename this quiet carriage GET YOUR BEASTLY CHILDREN OUTTAHERE. {loads waterpistols (actually a supersoaker so *pretty* cool)}
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I COMPLETELY forgot about manuka honey. I need to rub some on my face immediately.
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These pink hose are a-chafin'. It's hard work being a bridesperson.
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Why don't I own a DVD boxset of A BIT OF A DO?
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Martin Short: Quite Literally Awesome.
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@tgoodmanh Oooh! Excited about seeing it. Probably come September!
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Went to Latitude. Esther Rantzen should set up a child protection booth at festivals. Really disturbing. #hotbabywheeliebins
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Obvs. I have a ticket for Latitude because I am Karlz, but does anyone know how I might get hold of one for my boyfriend yes BOYFRIEND.
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Caught reading Plato's Symposium whilst waiting for my x-ray (euphemism). Hey: I'm Goethe.
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Trying to find a good tune for the Karls' electric heel grind. Last time was Busy P. Would love your suggestions.
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I'm going to be performing with about 6 Karl Largerfelds at Latitude this year. Who's coming?
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Apparently that time I kissed Sam West on the face twice I was a dick?Seems unlikely.
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