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@ivankaramazov No joke, Diddy lives in the same building I work in. Top half is condos. His offices are across Broadway.
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@ivankaramazov My thoughts exactly, especially if they sing the "@" aloud.
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This spam is kind of poetic, no? RT @dentonn0: @TheWaltWhitman make money online, make money, money, online make money @Home_MakeMoney_
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In my day, a publisher would reject a manuscript that came with anything less than 20 lbs of fine persian hash: http://t.co/aWFqezeW #potlit
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I shall shave my beard and instead strap a new iPad showing a picture of my beard to my face.
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@BuzzFeedBen the shallowness of your reporting here makes me question the other stories you post.
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It's National Peanut Butter Day. You know what to do.
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@beatitudes I never went away!
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@beatitudes LOL what?
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What does a plain jellybean taste like? Or is that a jellybean-flavored jellybean? #opiumthoughts
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But which key grips and best boys died this year?
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The Oscars are catering to my demographic.
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Oh @fuckmvb, I see you finally crawled out of Andrew Jackson's posterior and got on Twitter. Congrats!
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In honor of Fat Tuesday, I promise to remain fat.
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The favorability for every state should be 100! http://t.co/0kUGGs49 @ppppolls
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.@bord3rlin3 I'm not saying I won't celebrate the stupid too. I want to know what I'm celebrating.
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I believe every person should be forced to post to Facebook once per day so that we might more easily weed out the stupid from the great.
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This Slurpee is really hitting the spot. #Thursday10AMHappyHour
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