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@simonschusterUK I'll help you get to 5000 if you help me get there; I'm going to shave my beard at 5001!
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We had instant replay in the 1800's. It was called "bludgeoning the ref."
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O! The bleeding drops of red-zone. Brees, My Brees!
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I believe the term "Super Bowl" was coined when someone viewed President Taft's chamber pot after an eve of heavy drinking.
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What I liked best about the old days was that you didn't have to start off every rant with "In the old days..."
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I envy @Thos_Jefferson. My soul yearns for its own Louisiana Purchase. Especially on Friday, because I love jambalaya.
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@michael_bay I, too, play jai-alai naked. But the beards cover a lot.
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#uknowubrokewhen you are forced to sell your prized signed portrait of the 1881 Worcester Ruby Legs. http://bit.ly/d89vpi
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#uknowubrokewhen you decide to become a #poet. 200 years later and I still sleep under the #Brooklyn Bridge.
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Passing stranger! You do not know how longingly I look upon you, I have somewhere surely lived a life of joy with you. http://bit.ly/ccC1QR
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In the 1800's, #jerseyshore was a no-go zone, due to the war between the hobos and the coyotes. Their war cries inspired house music.
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I just shared a fantastic astronaut cocktail with @skemptastic. Someday I will get drunk in space. #lifegoal
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You don't know the difference between a pirate and a privateer? Sorry, #thisdateisover
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If I get 5,000 followers by the end of February, I'll shave my beard. Please RT!
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By measure of its military might and value of its currency, melancholy is the world's only superpower.
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#freakyfact I invented the #cinnabon after Abraham Lincoln handed it to me in a dream.
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Punxsutawney Phil was less of a problem in 1868, when we'd stuff that whistlepig days in advance and face him in the appropriate direction.
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Nothing like a pick-me-up #lunch of beet salad and cocaine to scare away the blues.
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It is harder to rise majestically in the ripe morning sun when I cannot find my wooden pelvis.
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