Walt WhitmanFollow
Apple gave me a special IPhone with a capital I.
Walt WhitmanFollow
The NYC work week traditionally ended Fri @ 5pm because that was when we ran out of booze in the city and fled to borough breweries.
Walt WhitmanFollow
@Andrew_Jackson because you smell like the flatulence of a donkey that got into the slurry pile at the wharf.
Walt WhitmanFollow
If @foursquare had an ugly badge, it would be @skemptastic's face.
Walt WhitmanFollow
@TheGrouchoMarx if we go out I am not sitting behind @Andrew_Jackson. @EdgarAllanPoe_1 can; he lost his sense of smell snorting formaldehyde
Walt WhitmanFollow
@looksnbooks You love me because, when it comes to poetry, length matters. Which is why I am *not* introducing you to Dante.
Walt WhitmanFollow
Yeah, that's right. I'm dating a fashion blogger 163 years younger than me. Being sensitive has its benefits. http://looksandbooks.com/
Walt WhitmanFollow
I'm spending the day writing a poem about @TheGrouchoMarx 's mustache. What alliterates well with "mellifluous"?
Walt WhitmanFollow
Poor @ThomasABecket, he hasn't been the same since Henry II stole his diacritical mark.
Walt WhitmanFollow
If the rule of 3 holds true, Fred Savage is next. This wouldn't have happened if poetry had beat out TV in the mainstream. #CoreyHaim
Walt WhitmanFollow
I was just offered a gig filling in for Regis on his show. I declined because they would not give my beard its own trailer.
Walt WhitmanFollow
Can something truly be bad if it advances both comedy and science?
Walt WhitmanFollow
These sunny days in Brooklyn are a fantastic opportunity to bathe nude in the Gowanus.
Walt WhitmanFollow
I love it when you talk dirty, Hickory Tits. RT @Andrew_Jackson: @TheWaltWhitman Your leaves of grass can wipe my nether regions!
Walt WhitmanFollow
I guess I have to be the one to say it: America is in the midst of a taco renaissance. http://bit.ly/TA8aP
Walt WhitmanFollow
Hey @Andrew_Jackson, Pick up your damn phone. You've been letting it go to voicemail for three score and 17 years.
Walt WhitmanFollow
Ladies, I can relate. I'm having a bad hair century.
Walt WhitmanFollow
Friends in NJ taking the HSPA... in my day, the only standardized test was the SYET, or "Should You Eat This?"
Walt WhitmanFollow
I'm just not happy with the conditioner I've been using for my beard. So I'll switch to soothing Freedom (with a hint of apricot).
Dead Celebrities
- Abraham Lincoln
- Alan Turing
- Albert Einstein
- Anais Nin
- Andy Warhol
- Anne Boleyn
- Anne Frank Bristol
- Arthur Rimbaud
- Audrey Hepburn
- Ava Gardner
- Barry M. Goldwater
- Benjamin Franklin
- Blanche DuBois
- Buckminster Fuller
- Carl Jung
- Charles Darwin
- Charles Dickens
- Chester Arthur
- Cleopatra
- Confucius
- Dante Alighieri
- Dom Perignon
- Edgar Allan Poe
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
- Edward R. Murrow
- Elvis Presley
- Emily Dickinson
- Ernest Hemingway
- Eva Brawn
- Frank Lloyd Wright
- Frank O'Hara
- Frank Sinatra
- Franklin Pierce
- Gaius Julius Caesar
- Gandhi
- Genny Spencer
- George Washington
- Gypsy Rose Lee
- Henry David Thoreau
- Henry Miller
- Ian Curtis
- J.W. Von Goethe
- Jack Kerouac
- Jacques Derrida
- Jalal Ad-Din Rumi
- James Dean
- Jane Austen
- Janis Joplin
- Jean Baudrillard
- Jesus Christ
- John Cheever
- John Donne
- John Tyler
- Judy Garland
- Julia Child
- Kurt Cobain
- Laura Ingalls Wilder
- Lenny Bruce
- Little Edie
- Marcus Aurelius
- Marshall McLuhan
- Martin Heidegger
- Mary Shelley
- Michael Jackson
- Miss Mae West
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Notorious B.I.G.
- Oscar Wilde
- Pablo Neruda
- Paul Lynde
- Paul Varjak
- Percival Lowell
- Rabbi MM Schneerson
- Robert Frost
- Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Samuel Johnson
- Sei Shonagon
- Sigmund Freud
- Socrates
- Sylvia Plath
- Telegrams Lost
- Tiny Buddha
- Walt Disney
- Walt Whitman
- WH Auden
- William B. Yeats
- William Blake
- William S. Burroughs
- William Shakespeare
- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
- 100 Year-Old Tweets
© Soulellis Studio and Krate 2009. All rights reserved. Legal stuff.
33 recent dead tweets
This week’s most talkative
-
Samuel Johnson38 Tweets
-
Elvis Presley29 Tweets
-
Jesus Christ28 Tweets
-
William Shakespeare25 Tweets
-
Barry M. Goldwater18 Tweets
Tweeji’s best loved
-
Tiny Buddha43984 Followers
-
Notorious B.I.G.11182 Followers
-
Elvis Presley
8996 Followers
