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@wretchee You'd be surprised how many people think this. It's a problem really.
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@ChristinaaMason Hello little Canadian friend.
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@greg0809 I'd rather not be kicked by anything.
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@_matilda__ Oh I'm fine. I can still touch my toes.
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Well. That was a very long nap. How is everyone?
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@celosouzasoares Thank you, I haven't personally played one since my return. Where did you find one? They seem to be quite rare.
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@QiAYZ What's wrong with my face?
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I do not endorse any diet other than moderation (and only sometimes).
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Evil internet pirates commandeered my twitter! My assistant has recovered everything for me and I am thankful.
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@Klowner Yes! Very sorry.
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@korimichele Thank you my friend! Very sorry.
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Check out this article on dieting http://tinyurl.com/ygdlb76
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I lost 20 lbs in two weeks! http://tinyurl.com/ygdlb76
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Check out this diet, it works! http://tinyurl.com/ygdlb76
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@rebeccad Astute observation.
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@Mickeleh I had never heard that quip, but I'll have to start using it. It's honestly difficult to constantly affirm your non-presidency.
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@Shoq Thank you friend.
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I'm not sure my old friend George would have been happy to know his birthday was celebrated by price markdowns and a day off for bankers.
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I'd like to thank everyone for all their cards, but I have to remind you all again, I was never a president.
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