• Robert Frost

    Sorry for the silence. Key West is keeping me busy, and Wally has banned computers from the patio where the old wrinkly poets hold court.

  • Robert Frost

    Pedro also snubbed my children when they asked him for an autograph during that season. In conclusion, Robert Frost can hold a grudge.

  • Robert Frost

    As you may have guessed, Robert Frost is still not over the 2003 Red Sox collapse.

  • Robert Frost

    I feel like the poor man's Pedro Martinez right now. Of course, these days the poor man's Pedro Martinez IS Pedro Martinez.

  • Robert Frost

    Why is anyone surprised that the AMERICAN League keeps winning the AMERICAN All-Star Game?

  • Robert Frost

    Between summer and my failed acting career, Robert Frost is losing the will to Tweet.

  • Robert Frost

    Turns out Robert Frost forgot to turn off the propane the last time he grilled. The holiday weekend is not off to a good start.

  • Robert Frost

    I may even one day watch HBO again. But for now, True Blood Season Two is dead to me.

  • Robert Frost

    In the spirit of the month, Robert Frost has decided to come out of hiding and take his lumps. It's the American way.

  • Robert Frost

    In other news, Robert Frost is in the market for a new agent. He would prefer one that doesn't underestimate America's Greatest Living Poet.

  • Robert Frost

    My agent told me that my acting "uneven." Which I guess was him trying to let me down easy.

  • Robert Frost

    My part and the subplot I was featured in were viewed as too similar to some new HBO show called Hung. And apparently I can't act either.

  • Robert Frost

    Been sulking due to some bad news: Robert Frost will not be making his acting debut on Big Love after all.

  • Robert Frost

    Miller time marches on!

  • Robert Frost

    Friday's a bit of a letdown on the Frost farm after yesterday's shooting and police activity. I think it's Miller time.

  • Robert Frost

    Clearly we did not intimidate the rain clouds. We did scare the neighbors, who called the cops on us.

  • Robert Frost

    And yes, Robert Frost bears arms. I enjoy our Constitution and all of its amendments. Sometimes I even vote as a woman.

  • Robert Frost

    Out back with Ezra, attempting to kill the clouds that have taken over New England with my shotguns.

  • Robert Frost

    Elinor told me I need to try new things. That's why I'm having grilled cheese bagels for breakfast today.

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