• Robert Frost

    Check out this week's episode of the Frost / Frost podcast. Marianne Moore and I discuss Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Please RT!

  • Robert Frost

    Writing a new poem. It's called "Two Tramps Are Getting Too Old For This S#!t!"

  • Robert Frost

    Tried to save some time this morning by pouring the Jameson directly into the coffee maker. Elinor was not amused.

  • Robert Frost

    "BEYOND CONFUSION" also describes my response to Subway's recent price hikes. Who's running that place these days? Answer: Not Robert Frost.

  • Robert Frost

    Sam Adams just asked me if they could use "DRINK AND BE WHOLE AGAIN" in their next ad campaign. I told them "BEYOND CONFUSION" is better.

  • Robert Frost

    Frost Fact: Robert Frost's favorite Aerosmith record is Permanent Vacation.

  • Robert Frost

    Boy, Wheel Of Fortune has really gone downhill since Susan Stafford left the show.

  • Robert Frost

    I just started writing a trilogy of fantasy novels about vegetarian elves called A Waste Of Fire.

  • Robert Frost

    Just got an eVite to a Vegetarian BBQ. In the Frost household, a Vegetarian BBQ is called A Waste of Fire.

  • Robert Frost

    Frost Fact: In the 1980s, many parents accidentally purchased Robert Frost lunchboxes for children who wanted California Raisins lunchboxes.

  • Robert Frost

    Watching reruns of American Gladiators. Just realized that most poets have Gladiator-sounding names: Frost, Pound, Crane, Berryman.

  • Robert Frost

    Frost Fact: "Nothing Gold Can Stay" was originally about my inability to cook poached eggs.

  • Robert Frost

    Check out this week's episode of the Frost / Frost podcast. Wallace Stevens shares his thoughts on the final season of Entourage. Please RT!

  • Robert Frost

    No, I am not the Ozzy Osbourne impersonator in those ads for Canobie Lake Park's Screeemfest. I was his understudy.

  • Robert Frost

    Writing an elegy for Paul the Psychic Octopus. Step aside, "Lycidas."

  • Robert Frost

    Frost Fact: Robert Frost's nickname in high school was "Mr. Goodbar." Mainly because I liked eating miniature Mr. Goodbar candy bars.

  • Robert Frost

    When life hands you Eggos, make Eggo sandwiches. Especially if, like Robert Frost, you are too lazy to go to the supermarket and buy bread.

  • Robert Frost

    Hoping that the local pumpkin patch doesn't remember that they banned me for life last October. Wearing a fake mustache just in case.

  • Robert Frost

    Hollywood wants to turn "Home Burial" into a sitcom. They're calling the show S#!t MY WIFE DOESN'T SAY.

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