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Homage to Rodney Dangerfield http://t.co/4jMdIa3M
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Introducing Lubavitch One Liners http://t.co/LG7FHrm9
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You know what really grinds my gears? http://t.co/n3OspuqJ
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Leave show biz to the ashkenazim http://t.co/sl64l4SY
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Funny bc it's true http://t.co/RjV8SCPf
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Mazel tov on your new son! http://t.co/SM2AcSyq
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@balebusta That kid is a known Sephardic who got lost on the way to a Gacy family reunion.
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@balebusta When a sephardic rides the bus, he is pushing his luck to dream of becoming the driver.
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This is what happens when Orthodox women become feminists and get jobs. http://t.co/Ey6MUL45
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Who wants to party? http://t.co/6Y293Rrk
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I only say these things because they're true: http://t.co/2enhVbVz
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Introducing the Lubavitch Rebbe meme, ready for your touch of image macro brilliance: http://t.co/vPwzNRq9
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Long live your lord, your teacher, your rebbe king messiah forever and ever. http://t.co/woDex93F #HeyJesus #TellMeHowMyShitTastes
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@telegramslost WHY ARE YOU STILL SENDING TELEGRAMS? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SEPHARDIC?
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Where does one find kosher whipped cream in 2012? I feel like I haven't done whippets in 2--maybe even 3--weeks!
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BTW, I'm resurrected. Moshiach begins NOW, bitches!
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The only thing better than drinking a Jamba Juice Peach Pleasure smoothie is when I take it as an enema.
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What's the best place in a sephardic household to hide $100? Under a bar of soap.
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Does Chabad do fatwas? #itsfriday Can we at least put one on Rebecca Black?
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