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How do you get a one armed sephardic out of a tree? Wave to him. That one always kills me!
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#3wordsduringsex gimme a refund
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#3wordsduringsex it's his turn
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#3wordsduringsex Increase the voltage
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@mosherabeynu You need not go down on your woman, for she is your property, much like your oxen.
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@mosherabeynu Cunnilingus ain't gangsta, the only thing you need to do is t'shuva.
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RT @mosherabeynu: If you perform cunnilingus, is it considered flayshidikeh or parveh? Do you have to say a prayer prior to eating?
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Hey @SarahKSilverman I'm flattered that you thought I was only 60 years old.
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@SarahKSilverman I'm flattered that you think I'm only 60.
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RT @SarahKSilverman: 60yr old man talking all flirty and sexy, asked me if I "do coffee." My asshole clenched so hard I think I pulled it.
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@ALSHARPTON_REV Hilarious difference between black ppl & white ppl: Whites say McDonalds, but black people call it Mickey Ds!
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@buberzionist Oh, Buber PLEASE!
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Is it passe to talk about Susan Boyle? I just want to say that she's crazysexyzaftig. I want to do bad things to her.
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http://bit.ly/1jzJA The chief Rabbi of Istanbul: Certified Gangsta. It looks like he swiped a hood ornament off a Mitzvah Tank.
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@mosherabeynu, my uncle Shmulik never abused me. That was good clean sex we both wanted.
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RT @mosherabeynu @LUBAVITCH_REBBE What if it is your Uncle Shmulik on the other side of the bedsheet? He might have a surprise for you!
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It's midnight and that means there's a surprise waiting for anyone at the other side of the hole in my bedsheet.
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@LooppaCosmos Wasnt picking on @ShiraLazar she's great. Next to her, I am but a chunk of corn in the vast toilet that is Twitter.
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@shiralazar You must be wearing space pants bc your ass is out of this world.
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