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You don't happen to work for @jxpaton, do you? RT @yorkcrime: (44 BCE) FLASH - @JULIUS_CAESAR, DICTATOR, ASSASSINATED IN SENATE. MORE SOON.
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This is what I keep saying. RT @LNoelleWright: I like that "Beware the Ides of March" is trending. Too little too late for @Julius_Caesar.
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@cindyhaa So did @CleoPhilopator. I didn't think they had the stones.
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I also do paperwork while "watching" sports. RT @JaymeKarales: @Julius_Caesar tweets like a boring c---.
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Yes, yes. Ides of March. Beware. Yada yada. Where were all of you people 2,056 years ago? Bet you don't do this to @RealLincoln on 13 April.
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It's the Saturnalia here in the afterlife, too, and @Jesus_M_Christ is making everyone wash his feet. Hardy har, what a card.
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Teddy Roosevelt talked me into going paintballing w/him and Genghis Khan tomorrow. Uncannily persuasive man. Could have used him in the day.
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Was behind @MarcusPCato in line at the afterlife Starbucks today. "I'd like a grande gingerbread latte. Carthage must be destroyed." Still.
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@SPQ_Romanus I'm not sure I ever saw Cato smile, honestly.
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@querulus @fuckitlibrarian Sorry. Not taking any cheek from some backwater solo act of a god.
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Suddenly feeling better about myself. RT @AlexanderIII: Fell asleep in hay next to [horse]. Think I'll stay here tonight. See you tomorrow.
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I beg to differ. RT @TheTweetOfGod: Nobody knows what they're doing. This point cannot be stressed enough.
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@purplepurple Sounds rather like my childhood neighborhood.
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Doesn't it EVER bore you? RT @LCorneliusSulla: everyone is eventually an "optimate". that said, let's kill some populurrrs
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@SPQ_Romanus I was drunk. And young. And far from home. And the men look no worse than the women in those regions.
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Just ran into Charlemagne in the afterlife. Man, what a hick.
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@daveweigel I prefer the Bellagio, myself.
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@CleoPhilopator Not the one you brought in to do the Alexandrian vista at the villa in Rome, I hope. #whatahack
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His opponents enjoy making insinuations to the contrary, but Caesar's record of his keeping his country free of... http://t.co/BxSfxbW
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