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Pretty much nobody in the afterlife likes @MahatmaGhandi. Just thought I'd share that. Even @Dr_MLKingJr has stopped hanging out with him.

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How I prefer my Ptolemies, usually. MT @MontcoAlerts: BUCKS | MVA W/HELO | 2 ATV COLLIDED 1 PT SEMI ALERT Q PTOLEMAIC W/BROKEN BONES 2 HELOS

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@Caesar_Julius Nope, @MarcusJuniusBr1 is thataway.

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The fact is, I'm dead. #inothernews

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@holland_tom Haven't seen him in the afterlife, for what it's worth. Sounds like someone with whom @LCorneliusSulla would gotten on.

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@EisChar I felt it was important to keep the people apprised of my efforts. It was all for their benefit.

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Do tell. RT @MagistraM: Sometimes teaching is the most thankless, unrelenting profession I know of.

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@CobblerTweets Oh, all right.

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There is sleep after death, and my dreams of late have been vexing. I suspect my next task approaches.

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@ygurvitz It's merely the latest title that has been bestowed upon me without my asking. I don't think I'll issue new coinage for this one.

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Oh, he's not going to like that. The frilly twerp cleans out the entire scone selection every morning.

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I just ousted @samuelpepys as the mayor of Starbucks Afterlife on @foursquare! http://t.co/5CqPjgSu

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@DrunkRoman I need context. "Bro."

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In other news, all of my nachos are divided into three parts. #seewhatididthere

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Afterlife movie night. We're watching "Tremors." All I can say is: I knew it! Krum thinks it's a comedy, the brute.

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I want to state for the record that one-on-one, I would have wiped the floor with any of those traitorous punks. #IdesOfMarch

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You don't happen to work for @jxpaton, do you? RT @yorkcrime: (44 BCE) FLASH - @JULIUS_CAESAR, DICTATOR, ASSASSINATED IN SENATE. MORE SOON.

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This is what I keep saying. RT @LNoelleWright: I like that "Beware the Ides of March" is trending. Too little too late for @Julius_Caesar.

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@cindyhaa So did @CleoPhilopator. I didn't think they had the stones.
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