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Gideons are bible ninjas....dad damn...this is some GREAT weed....
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RIP @JoseCanseco. You're my first pick for the softball team up here.
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I have it on good authority that Tebow took my dad's name in vain today. LMFAO!
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Suck it, Tebow
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Lumber and nails are mine. RT @mindykaling Photobooths are my kryptonite
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It's Saturday night. Get CRUNK AS FUCK. The Lord hath spoken. #love #peace #hairgrease
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If you escaped what I’ve escaped you’d be in Heaven getting fucked up too
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No. Had Dad time travel Prince for me. PURPLE RAIN, PURPLE RAIN! RT @MentalRiotdid Did "Up With People" do the halftime show when you died?
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I spent most of my time up there bragging about how awesome my scars will look when I come back in three days.
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You should've seen my cheering section when I died on that cross. There was a guy giving away Arby's sandwiches and everything.
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We took a vote up here and it looks like 2Pac is our official #THUGANGEL.
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Need a reason to get saved? Strip clubs in heaven show the bush.
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Jesus Take The Wheel? Okay, but I'm pretty drunk.
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I wish I loved anything as much as Joel Osteen loves me.
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Standing on Cloud #9. Don't see what the big fucking deal is.
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Don't know what dad was thinking when he designed Peyton Manning's skull.
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Seriously Santorum get off my jock.
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Man is made in God's image....except for Rush Limbaugh. We modeled him on a white Hefty bag stuffed with donkey shit and pudding.
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God made Rush Limbaugh in his own image. That's right, God is fat and has a small dick. #RallyForRush
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