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You think YOUR stepmom's a bitch? I promise she doesn't have shit on Mother Nature. Snobby biatch, trust me.
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http://www.formspring.me/jesusmchrist Your what's the "M" for and many more answered there.
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#someonetell me, is it cool jump off the dresser & swing on the ceiling fan during sex? Because I did that.
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#wordsaftersex Are you gonna eat that?
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And for those wondering, YES I did scream out "Jesus M. Christ" while banging.
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No followers, I DID NOT have sex w/ @officialtila. Everyone knows it's far safer to stick your junk in a light socket.
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Being new to all this sex stuff, after you do it....is it supposed to burn when you pee?
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P.S.- ol' Bea Arthur was speaking in tongues when the Lord laid his hands upon her. #jesusafterdark
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#omgfacts If twitter has a 'lost and found' you can put my virginity in it. That's right, daddy scored!
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PEOPLE TO FOLLOW: @Real_Shakey, cuz he lives in North Philadelphia and he's not that good at dodging bullets. Make him happy before he dies!
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It's 4:20 my time, time for another Super Bowl. #kush
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Point of Clarification: All members of The Who actually died in 2006, but I didn't want to listen to them either.
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I was so hungover this morning that I was awake for an hour before I realized I could heal myself. #whodat
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Currently stanky leggin'.... FTW! #whodat
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I wonder if Ray J kissed it first? RT @Reggie_Bush http://twitpic.com/120phj
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I just told dad that I'm calling tomorrow. Fuck a bunch of work. It's party time! #whodat
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Who knew Mardi Gras beads would get the angels to show me their tittays? We gettin' down up here tonight! #whodat
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Breaking news: Peyton Manning to press looting charges on Tracy Porter. #whodat #sb44
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People who are earning their money today. 1. Sean Payton 2. Drew Brees 3. New Orleans Police Dept. #whodat #sb44
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