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Whatever. I didn't want snuggles anyway. I can snuggle my Unicorn Pillow Pet. I don't need people. I got a unicorn. It's my national animal.
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I don't need love I can do that myself. Damn, Sarah, you lookin' good today. Oh, thanks Sarah, lemme make you a sammich of love.
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#ThatMomentWhen you like a guy, but he doesn't know of Gerard Butler. #StillGoingtoDateThat
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My feet are killing me and I can't talk. Call me Ariel.
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@Jaxdrill dude, I stressed myself out of my VOICE, and ahem, other things. I need sleep and to have a good cry while watching Phantom.
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@WhaleHunter_ <3 I love you so much
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@Jaxdrill idgaf anymore. I'm just blogging angstily in the corner, and wanting someone to come cuddle me. Whatever. I'm going to bed soon.
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@Jaxdrill They told me it's all my fault that they play cleavage ball with me. So now I'm getting rid of all of my even mildly lowcut shirts
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@Jaxdrill @MsGeniusPA No, I think I legitimately slept murdered a leprechaun. I don't have a voice, my friends think I'm a huge slut &fuqdis
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I have the worst luck today. I think I might've killed a leprechaun in my sleep last night.
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@WhaleHunter_ Let's never stop hearting each others' hearts. <3
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@AustinAplomb For realz. My Tumblr is QualityGerardButlerBlog It's such a quality blog.
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@PockySlice I love you. <3 My Gerry Butler blog is helping about as much as any cupcake would. :P
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@WhaleHunter_ You're my favorite and I wish you were here so we could snuggle and Tumblr.
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@AustinAplomb I love you, man. <3
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@MsGeniusPA thanks (:
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Sweet Jesus, @AustinAplomb , you like my saddest Tweets. What.
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Even if I have no friends, I still have my Tumblr followers. <3
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Alright, God, I get it. I'm a horrible, unredeemable person. I have shitty as hell karma. Thanks for the message.
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