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Almanzo's the mayor of the outhouse. OF COURSE.
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I hate summer. My arm is all tired from trying to fan myself with this haystick.
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@FLWright So these "Prairie Houses" of yours, they're just sod dugouts for rich people, yes?
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@sweetfletcher I'm glad it's me that gets you through the twitter day and not laudanum.
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@medinger You mean my daughter @rosewilderlane? Yes, that was a corking tale she wrote about Mr. Chaplin!.
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@JuliaVerne You're welcome! Now swallow your tears and finish your chores.
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This item on the Face-Book is to my liking: http://ow.ly/2jzFA
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@JuliaVerne Happy birthday! You are now old enough to put up your hair and know the sorrow of wearing corsets!
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It's Carrie Ingalls Day in Keystone, SD! http://ow.ly/2kymf Wish my dear sister well and tell her to return that cameo brooch she borrowed!
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I'm going to "Iron on Tuesday" TODAY ON MONDAY instead of tomorrow! Whoa! It's like this shanty is a TIME MACHINE.
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Wait, I just remembered that @MelissaEGilbert played Ma in the musical, not me! Yes, THAT will break your back. Godspeed, Mrs. Boxleitner!
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Sending best wishes to @MelissaEGilbert, who is having surgery today. Who knew that playing me was such back-breaking work?
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Almanzo better not have eaten all the sugar while I was gone. Or fed candy to the livestock.
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I had a fine time at LauraPalooza, though everyone kept acting like I was a celebrity or something. Do NOT call me "LaWi," people! #LIW10
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Can you believe LauraPalooza ended only 5 days ago and I'm home ALREADY? Those oxen can really trot! #LIW10
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@TheBloggess PUT THOSE TATERS AWAY BEFORE MA SEES YOU CARRYING ON LIKE A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE AT THE DEPOT.
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OMG @DeanMButler is so dashing! I would go to singing school with him, if you know what I mean.
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At 10am tomorrow @wendy_mc, @sandrahume, & @heroinebook give a lecture called "Loving Laura in a Lindsay Lohan World." Lindsay WHO?! #LIW10
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Sir, this is LAURAPALOOZA, not LOLLAPALOOZA & please stop calling me Lady Gaga as I do not perform such burlesque. #LIW10
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