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It looks like curling but it's just Ma and Carrie and me doing chores. Hate when the dirt floor freezes! #longwinterolympics
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Remind me not to sleep in my corset again. I dreamt I was a half-pint half-full of sausage.
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Hey Almanzo, if you liked it then you should have built a shanty on it!
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And maybe after the show Carrie and I will practice that "All the Spinster Ladies" dance.
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(Some folks don't approve of "The Wandering Womb Monologues" but I think it's healthy to talk about our hysterical paroxysms!)
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If my Valentine's Day date falls through maybe Carrie & I will have a girl's night and see "The Wandering Womb Monologues" instead!
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Almanzo better have been paying attention to all those jewelry advertisements in the newspapers! A GARNET IS FOREVER.
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Everyone wish Almanzo a happy birthday! He gets to spend the day sledding and raiding the doughnut jar! http://ow.ly/176zE
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Well, that was a pleasant hallucination! Back to the Long Winter and staring up at the frosty nails in the ceiling.
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Ma once wrapped some calico around a button and set it in a saucer of axle grease and it looked like that! Only smaller.
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I like this fellow who is singing! Lovely voice.
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Wish I knew the lingo.
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Still waiting for Anne of Green Gables to come out and walk a roof ridgepole. Come on, she's Canadian!
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SOMEONE GET THAT POOR BOY SOME QUININE.
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Ohh, this part is like when I had the ague.
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This is the craziest sugaring-dance EVER.
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This thing with the fiddles that you're watching on TV right now isn't the Olympic opening ceremonies. It's just one of my fever dreams!
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@lynchmegan @devries @reaganart During the Long Winter, we have no syrup with which to flavor our "Sno-cones." Only our TEARS.
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I said I wanted vanity cakes for my birthday. This isn't quite what I had in mind, but I'll take a slice anway! http://ow.ly/KowJ
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