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If I want a "red carpet look" I have to walk 3 miles into town to look at the rug in the parlor of Beardsley's Hotel. Ugh, what's the POINT?
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I'm twisting a haystick into a heart shape for SOMEONE SPECIAL! So that he doesn't freeze to death. I'm sentimental like that.
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I just got a tin pail of seed wheat with a heart drawn in the grain on top! Ooh, ALMANZO. **swoon**
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@DickensSays They say it's your birthday! It's my birthday too!
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Almanzo says there's a COUGAR on the farm now and I do not know what in land's sake that has to do with my 145th birthday.
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They say 145 is the new 130! Woo! PASS THE VANITY CAKES!
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@pioneergirl Tay Pay Pryor feels no pain but THINK OF THE COST OF ALL THOSE SCREEN DOORS.
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And by gum, I'll get my corseted waist size down to 16 inches! THIS WILL BE THE YEAR. #1882resolutions
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My resolutions for 1882 are to sew straighter seams, organize the lean-to, and avoid being mauled by wolves.
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The ball drops at midnight in New York City, but here in De Smet we just drop @WillieOleson's velocipede off the roof of the depot.
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I can't believe 1881 is almost over.
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And remember: Half-Pint isn't just my nickname, it's the legal limit for corn whiskey mash!
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Don't drink and sleigh-drive tonight! Hand over the reins to a trusted friend!
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It must be noted that MARY hasn't even tried on her FIRST mitten but she's no fun AT ALL.
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Should I try on the second mitten now?!!! Or should I prolong the Christmas fun?!!
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I don't know which one of my Christmas mittens to try on first! LEFT OR RIGHT?!!!
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OMG I got MITTENS! TWO of them!!!! Best Christmas EVER!!!!!
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And can you believe that it's December 23rd already and Pa STILL hasn't gotten himself buried in a snowdrift?!
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Sorry no Twittergraphs lately but you know how busy it is with Christmas! I've got button-strings to make and horses to wish for!
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