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Confucius Follow
Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
- Mar 16, 2010 07:00:33 via API
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James Dean Follow
"His performance had the blaze of truth in it...and after 55 years, you can still feel the heat." ~ Barry Ronge
- Mar 16, 2010 05:49:34 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
So Tila Tequila gets a new account verified twice a week yet I sit here like an asshole, unverified. Playing w/ fire @caroline. WITH FIRE!
- Mar 16, 2010 05:07:47 via web
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Telegrams Lost Follow
@thecarljung DREAMT WRITTEN WORD WAS REPLACED BY TELEGRAPH KEYS IN EVERY HOME STOP SPEECH REPLACED WITH CACOPHONOUS CLACKING EVERYWHERE
- Mar 16, 2010 05:03:06 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
#thoughtswhilehigh There's no fucking way Bobby Brown knows what 'prerogative' means, right?
- Mar 16, 2010 04:58:08 via web
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Telegrams Lost Follow
@megancarpentier WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF ALL CONGRESSMEN ARE PERVERTS ANYWAY
- Mar 16, 2010 03:55:50 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
Advice: To first time fathers, put two fingers in there and tell the doctor to stitch around them. #jesusafterdark
- Mar 16, 2010 03:45:38 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
#complimentgonebad Wow, your vagina smells like strawberry...fertilizer.
- Mar 16, 2010 03:40:26 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
Advice: try not to think about where your woman learned all her kinky bedroom tricks. It will only make you sad.
- Mar 16, 2010 03:34:22 via web
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Edward R. Murrow Follow
@W_Brimley oat meal and camels don't mix. At least not of you are going to spend any time in front of the camera
- Mar 16, 2010 03:19:19 via Tweetie
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Jesus Christ Follow
Haven't heard from bootleg Hellboy @BLSATAN lately. Probably got his penis caught in a jacuzzi jet.
- Mar 16, 2010 02:54:03 via web
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Walt Disney Follow
"The truth of the matter is that by the time we had the studio built, the banks owed me money, thanks to 'Snow White'." http://ow.ly/1i89d
- Mar 16, 2010 00:30:15 via HootSuite
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Jesus Christ Follow
#failedpickupline I wanna turn your vagina into a Hot Pocket: super hot with a lot of weird meat inside it. #jesusafterdark
- Mar 16, 2010 00:18:57 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
Just watched Precious. Damn, I thought MY dad was fucked up. Sheesh.
- Mar 16, 2010 00:08:17 via web
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Genny Spencer Follow
Didn't go to school because of high water. Had a terrible storm and tornado in Ill. Hailed. -March 15, 1938
- Mar 16, 2010 00:02:54 via SocialOomph
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Jesus Christ Follow
Pics or GTFO RT @Mleonard0128 @Jesus_M_Christ: Fake titties are kind of a slap in the face, ladies. #justsayin > but they are so pretty!!!!!
- Mar 16, 2010 00:00:00 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
Fake titties are kind of a slap in the face, ladies. #justsayin
- Mar 15, 2010 23:53:30 via web
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Gaius Julius Caesar Follow
Have just received word that Little Pompey appears to be digging in. We are less than a day behind him; this could be it. #outofbubblegum
- Mar 15, 2010 23:53:08 via HootSuite
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Carl Jung Follow
I will be in my office all day today, feel free to tweet me your dreams and I will give you an interpretation.
- Mar 15, 2010 23:42:30 via web
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Carl Jung Follow
@kjhass In my interpretation this dream is telling you not to be so hard on yourself.
- Mar 15, 2010 23:39:06 via web
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