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@floraisadora And you will be the prize, my dear, raven-haired beauty. Or a bottle.
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RT @EdgarAllanPoe_1: Woe to you, sly doppelganger. Pray remember the doomed & bloody fate of William Wilson.
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Alas, coffin splinter!
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It never ceases to amaze me how much the wealthy resent paying taxes - which supports the very structure that keeps them rich.
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Alas, winter fades & the zephyrs soften the ground & hasten the return of earthworms. Worms are a corpse's worst enemy. #damnspringtohell
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In my moldy, rotting casket next to the skeletal remains of my dearly departed Virginia #placesiwannahavesex
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I feel the ache of my regrets tonight. As heavy as the sorrow of a new born widow.
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Love is but a failed state of hatred.
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It's quite clear that Eric Draven in "The Crow" is Edgar Allan Poe - lo with mad, ass-kicking Kung Fu skills.
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Shall we discuss the merits of the existence of God or the historical accuracy of the Iliad?
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I've decided to surrender the mindless worship of fictional characters for #Lent.
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@RealDylanMonroe Because my pathetic, little sycophant - you begged.
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Today I felt upbeat so I quaffed a bottle of brandy, smoked opiate & then clawed out my eyes in an ugly episode of raging despair.
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Perhaps @thatkevinsmith should consider my "Poe Diet" - 200 years of death. I've never been slimmer.
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Another weekend lost to laudanum hallucinations. This time featuring disturbing nude images of Charles Dickens & Lady Gaga. The horror!
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And why, praytell, don't we have Authors Day celebrating the corpses of U.S. scribblers?
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What a morbid holiday celebrating dead U.S. Presidents - most of whom are rotting piles of bone and dried flesh.
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Google should have announced "Buzz" with a round of drinks on the house. #google
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Silly me. I thought Google Buzz was Eric Schmidt staggering off his private jet after a 12 martini flight back from Davos. #google
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