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I just ousted Charles Bukowski as the Mayor of Literary Dirt Nap on @foursquare!
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@BozDickens And you, sir, are a lecherous infidel who ostracized his devoted wife to fornicate w/ a lowly actress.
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@SpiritPoet That farcical quote, my wretched balladeer, was simply the opium talking.
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That Virginia Woolf drowned is absurd. Her nose was so elongated that it would have acted as a snorkel.
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The indisputable reason why Oliver Twist was an orphan? His parents loathed him.
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She swallowed the damn fly because she's a sadist.
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More individuals need to be firmly informed that they are, indeed, not special. Forcibly, if necessary.
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@markusrill O foolish troubadour, I was inebriated & in need of bail money when I wrote that balderdash.
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