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To the English Mind, the Superbowl is like a Sea-Monster: from far Oceans, most dramatick, Incomprehensible & FEARFUL
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The Super-Bowl is so incomprehensible unto the English MIND that I am unable to offer either Definition or APHORISM
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Messrs John TERRY, Maximilian CLIFFORD & Mister MURDOCH'S Press-Men now bid for the Stories or Silence of divers TROLLOPS
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@GarthGodsman Sir, a Sport so enamour'd with communal Nudity and grabbing of the Ball-Sack will oft attrackt such a Charge
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Six Nations (n.) dirgelike annual Circus in which thick-limb'd Celts do battle with repress'd hearty MOLLYS
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@DrKenBMoody Good Doctor, my Heart does pine for Miss KERL
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Sportacus (n.) infantile Viking Jumping-Jack who does compel the slovenly Youth of England unto ACTIVITIE
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Pilates (n.) a fearsome Combine of Strings & Pulleys that contorts People in to Health; a Gallows for the Living
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Jon SNOW (n.) Lanky Town-Crier fam’d for his Jacobin Views & jaunty Cravats
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@guideguardian Sirs, I would commend Signor MACHIAVELLI'S The Prince unto Messrs Avon BARKSDALE & Stringer BELL
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Belov'd Followers, pray Volunteer Definitions that do begin with E, tagg'd #DrJohnsonE
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@antisyzygy My Apologies, Sir, for I sent a Reply unto you by Mistake
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@antisyzygy Pardon, Sir? Mister BAINSFAIR & his Troupe of dancing Dandies hold no Terror for me
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@BelfastMurf Were I in such a shameful Tryst, 'twould be ME in the Balaclava
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@williamcrawley Sir, I would fear a mask'd Musket-Man, a Bomb 'neath my Carriage or the Affecktions of Mrs Iris ROBINSON
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Wikipedia (n.) Encyclopaedia compil'd by divers Individuals; thus a Compendium of all the World's KNOWLEDGE & FALSEHOODS
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LinkedIn (n.) ghostly Coffee-House of Commerce where the recently unemploy'd remind the World of their Existence
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Unremarkable orange Harlot Miss Katie PRICE does audition her Suitors 'pon the Idiot-Lantern before Betrothal
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@diss1 Too modest, Sir. Yr. Definitions are most welcom'd.
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