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@georgeprest Sir, I do believe that you and I shall vie for next Week's Private VIEW with Miss NETTLETON
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@bengoldacre Sir, which other antient comick Staples shall you investigate? The Avoirdupois of Mothers-In-Law, mayhap?
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@essiefox He who carries Mister JOBS' mirackulous iPhone, whereby all Fiddling is sensible unto TOUCH
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Mr & Mrs CAMERON do disgorge Details of their domestick Arrangements: all bland as white Bread & cloying as white SUGAR
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Belov'd Followers, I hereby invite yr. Definitions & Aphorisms 'pon the Topick of Advertising #DrJAds
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@gazbeirne Indeed, Sir, the 'Up-Petticoat' is most priz'd amongst the lower Orders of Newspapermen
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#18thCenturyLoveRat Behold, Mrs CASANOVA seen at the Cheapside Opera devoid of Wedding-Ring! What does this SIGNIFIE?
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#18thCenturyLoveRat Signor & Mrs CASANOVA do jet off unto Bath Spa for make-ye-or-break-ye matrimonial Reconciliation
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#18thCenturyLoveRat Mrs CASANOVA does vow to stand by her Man & fight for th'aforesaid LOVE: read her Story in HEAT'D
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#18thCenturyLoveRat Signor CASANOVA does beroast a Harlot; Engravers do depict his Infamy in the popular Hand-Bills
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Master Mark OWEN now contests the Title of Bad Boy with Master WILLIAMS, violating the natural Proportion of the BOYBAND
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Messrs PAGE & BRIN'S Street-View: an endless Cavalcade of Cutpurses, Lollygaggers & Harlots, arrang'd by Address
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Lascivious Goblin Monsieur SARKOZY does conduckt himself less as Head of STATE & more as Cast of HOLLY-OAKS
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@LouiseClissold Estate-Agent (n.) Trickster who claims Homes are veritable Treasure-Chests e'en when his own Business is an empty CUPBOARD
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@ianruns26point2 No Street in YORK may be call'd SCENICK if o'er-run by Slovens & Oaves exeunting Mister YATES' Lodge
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Marginal (adj.) for all other Subjeckts in Christendom, minor & peripheral; for Constituencies, of utmost ENORMITY
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Mister Gordon BROWN is a States-Man who does bestride the very Globe; for he can persuade more to vote in Mesopotamia than in ENGLAND
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Avatar (n.) whereby Mister Jas. CAMERON employs great Buckets of WOAD to cover great Holes of PLOT
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Avatar (n.) Mister CAMERON'S blue-skinn'd dramatick Folly, stag'd at a Cost of all the Treasures of the AMERICAS
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