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I have scrib'd my first Column for esteem'd literary Periodical NIGHT & DAY
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@ganglesprocket In these uncertain Times, Cheese-Interring may be the wisest Counsel to the Prudent
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Inflation (n.) economick Inflammation: punishing the Prudent & valuing Andy CARROLL at five-and-thirty Million GUINEAS
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Master Andy CARROLL does seem a disreputable Rake, with a hawklike Countenance & fondness for the Card-Table
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#transferdeadline Frederick II of Prussia to Pomerania! My Lord NORTH to the War Department! Admiral BYNG dismiss'd!
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@MaggieA Good Day, Mrs ALDERSON
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@meat2veg Sir, I cannot hear a fornicating Thing
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I rue the Paucity of Messrs CHAS & DAVE'S Prophecy for when the Years do end in 1 #coys
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Belov'd Readers, I am scribing an Article 'pon the Art of the Columnist. Pray share yr. Wisdom #drjcolumnist
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@msesty_ does remind me that the American Colonies do call the briefest Elapse 'twixt Acclaim & Obscurity a PIERS MORGAN
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Murray (n.) the most Miniscule Unit of Time in which a Man may traverse from national Adulation unto grudging OBSCURITY
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Fez-clad Despot MUBARAK does close the Internet, depriving all Egypt of Keyboard Felines, Bieber-fanciers & LIBERTY
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@comradesipho Sir, I commend @sirjoshuatothee @WestsideMoira @Discombobul8r @CherylKerl @DianaInHeaven
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@PatsMc @Malbonnington @malbonster Sirs, on yr. Etymology, MALTESER is the French Term for Bad Stun Gun
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@mackenziecolin Sir, this is my grievous Error. Lascivious Orang-Utang Mister KEYS is indeed a Son of COVENTRY.
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Salacious Simians Messrs Richard KEYS & Tommy SHERIDAN do appear to prove Mister Chas. DARWIN'S Theory of our Forebears
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Salacious Scots Simians Messrs Richard KEYS & Tommy SHERIDAN do appear to prove Mister DARWIN'S Theory of our Forebears
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