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@georgeprest I see you have Crowd-Sourc'd, as is the Fashion round these Parts. 'Twill be the Wisdom of Many next to the Folly of ONE.
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@Dzon Sadly, Sir, my Periwig & Britches would be most conspicuous at #SXSW, thus I am in London
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I hasten to #SXSW with a Sermon 'pon the Matter of how People like to Converse. A radical Theorem! Greatness awaits
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Most disconcerting: before I preach a Sermon at #SXSW I must first seek an Audience with the Mayor of FOURSQUARE
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I seek Fops & Folderols gather'd at the Coffee-House to exchange baseless Opinion. I shall hasten unto #SXSW
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SXSW (n.) a Place of Desert Revelation at which Prophets do out-number the Followers
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@_stuart_brown_ Sir, I am merely grateful that you did not quote Master Justin BIEBER or describe #howgoodyallizatsexin
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Iceland (n.) now Penurious Outcrop, rul’d over by Bedlamite Queens Bjork GUÐMUNDSDÓTTIR & Kerry KATONA / via @gargarin
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@hencehemmo Madam, had you join'd at this Stage, you would assay that Detroit had both fought & lost a War
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Mrs THRALE has requisition'd the Front-Parlour to watch an Abomination call'd The Pineapple Molly-Troupe
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Spain (n.) Hispanic Land whose Natives do dine ungodly LATE to avoid the brutish Manners of the visiting ENGLISH
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Pray volunteer yr. Aphorisms & Definitions 'pon the Subjeckt of Europe #DrJEuro
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Eurostar (n.) continental Carriage, so asham’d to link England unto France that it does so ‘neath the Ground
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@campaignmag Sirs, I have complet'd my Private View, thus trouncing the crowd-sourc'd Tomfoolery of Mister Geo. PREST
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@Henry_Fuseli Sir, 'twill be the self-same as the March issue, tho' the Exeunt from Recession will be describ'd slightly differently
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Pray hasten unto the Newsagent this Thursday, for I write a Private View of Advertisements in Campaign Magazine
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@spanglechick I thus perform the same Duty as th'abominable Mister Paul ROSS 'pon I Love The year Of Or LORD 1991
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@georgeprest Sir, I do believe that you and I shall vie for next Week's Private VIEW with Miss NETTLETON
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@bengoldacre Sir, which other antient comick Staples shall you investigate? The Avoirdupois of Mothers-In-Law, mayhap?
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