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Confucius Follow
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Feb 09, 2010 09:00:23 via API
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Jesus Christ Follow
@TilasBusted HOLLA
- Feb 09, 2010 07:46:31 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
You think YOUR stepmom's a bitch? I promise she doesn't have shit on Mother Nature. Snobby biatch, trust me.
- Feb 09, 2010 05:07:55 via web
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Telegrams Lost Follow
GOV'T ORDERS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS REINSTATED STOP ENERGY SAVINGS PART OF WAR EFFORT STOP NOW WE HAVE EXTRA HOUR TO ENJOY WAR SHORTAGES
- Feb 09, 2010 04:44:23 via web
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Telegrams Lost Follow
FORD ORDERS RECALL OF ALL 1910 MODEL T CARS STOP SEEMS HENRY SUSPECTS DESIGNERS FARKAS AND GALAMB ARE SHEENIES NOT BOHUNKS
- Feb 09, 2010 04:38:02 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
http://www.formspring.me/jesusmchrist Your what's the "M" for and many more answered there.
- Feb 09, 2010 04:34:45 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
#someonetell me, is it cool jump off the dresser & swing on the ceiling fan during sex? Because I did that.
- Feb 09, 2010 04:10:06 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
#wordsaftersex Are you gonna eat that?
- Feb 09, 2010 03:58:17 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
And for those wondering, YES I did scream out "Jesus M. Christ" while banging.
- Feb 09, 2010 03:53:24 via web
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Barry M. Goldwater Follow
@PresWilliamTaft Billy, have a heaping of some green chili salsa to take the chill off and melt that snow!
- Feb 09, 2010 03:49:38 via TweetDeck
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Barry M. Goldwater Follow
RT @PresWilliamTaft: Drafty here in the crypt tonight. quiet though with all that snow overhead. What say you @fillmoremillard ?
- Feb 09, 2010 03:48:50 via TweetDeck
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Barry M. Goldwater Follow
@LaurieH118 As Senator Kennedy and I both knew; you don't have to be disagreeable to disagree.
- Feb 09, 2010 03:43:07 via TweetDeck
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Barry M. Goldwater Follow
@LaurieH118 Although he was a little quick to pull out the check book for my tastes. But that pales in comparison.
- Feb 09, 2010 03:38:55 via TweetDeck
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Jesus Christ Follow
No followers, I DID NOT have sex w/ @officialtila. Everyone knows it's far safer to stick your junk in a light socket.
- Feb 09, 2010 03:34:01 via web
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Barry M. Goldwater Follow
@LaurieH118 Senator Kennedy was a good friend of mine, and our country. he had the USA's best interests at heart.
- Feb 09, 2010 03:31:56 via TweetDeck
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Jesus Christ Follow
Being new to all this sex stuff, after you do it....is it supposed to burn when you pee?
- Feb 09, 2010 03:03:17 via web
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Jesus Christ Follow
P.S.- ol' Bea Arthur was speaking in tongues when the Lord laid his hands upon her. #jesusafterdark
- Feb 09, 2010 02:43:56 via web
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William Shakespeare Follow
@LadyJE at the port
- Feb 09, 2010 02:33:06 via TweetDeck
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Walt Whitman Follow
100% spectacularly hamfaced drunk.
- Feb 09, 2010 02:31:32 via Tweetie
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Jesus Christ Follow
#omgfacts If twitter has a 'lost and found' you can put my virginity in it. That's right, daddy scored!
- Feb 09, 2010 02:28:34 via web
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